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theText[0] = '"krispy kreme donuts and finding kittens makes work fun"
@thesidpayne';
theText[1] = '"just electrocuted himself, not pleasant at all :c"
@thesidpayne';
theText[2] = '"i think i just smoked an ant"
@thesidpayne';
theText[3] = '"can't wait until christmas. GINGERBREAD LATTE! c:"
@thesidpayne';
theText[4] = '"just kicked a frog in the head :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|"
@thesidpayne';
theText[5] = '"hates having to tiptoe around slugs, frogs and other slimy creatures in his garden"
@thesidpayne';
theText[6] = '"GOT TO GET MY DUMBLEDORE FIX"
@thesidpayne';
theText[7] = '"is drinking an innocent smoothie with takeaway pizza to restore my body's good/bad balance"
@thesidpayne';
theText[8] = '"just eating a banana and an apple. i want a smoothie maker, i'd never have to chew ever again"
@thesidpayne';
theText[9] = '"texts postcode to 67999 for super hot girls near me. </sarcasm>"
@thesidpayne';
theText[10] = '"hates how he's grown up and towels have stayed the same size"
@thesidpayne';
theText[11] = '"should not read stories about doppelgängers"
@thesidpayne';
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